osamah:

*goes into runescape world 1* looking for gf

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humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

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ilaughloudly:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

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shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet

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3ridan:

do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to

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psyducker:

*standing at the wedding alter*

spouse: i do

me: same

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neophyteredglare:

edgay:

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

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pika4chu:

i saw this in the middle of walmart and broke down crying

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lameborghini:

current emotion: 20% battery

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thecapitalbey:

fritogay:

wow when did phil become hispanic 

felipe del futuro

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